
Drinks with the ‘cola’ thingy are fancied all over the world and it’s quite extreme here in Nigeria, ranging from its dead makers of the past to the proud ones of present.
Actually, I discovered in my high school days (not a private one, though) that a can of cola drink contains 33 “dangerous” cubes of sugar! This still means nothing to some peeps...
Now listen...
A tiny bit of Formaldehyde
(really smells like mothballs used to preserve frogs and dead stuffs)
A tiny bit of wood alcohol
(gets the drink dark while making you blind at the same time)
A tiny bit of Formic Acid
(used by ants and other insects as sting venom)
Now, industrially mixing all three gives a flavour so sweet like a ton of sugar or honey which even costs less than a penny. Also, this mixture is very effective against ants and bugs...just sprinkle some at the corner of your Gucci, Prada & Louis Vuitton loaded wardrobe while you take in the remainder into your system then watch the ants die!
Still not convinced? Now, let’s try this...
· Let’s clean your toilet
Pour a can of any popular cola drink into your toilet bowl, chill for an hour, then flush! The citric acid removes all stains. No sweat...no scrubbing!
· Remove the rust spots from your car bumpers
Let’s save a few pennies and decide not to get that nice cleaning stuff from Shoprite. Just rub the bumper with a crumbled-up piece of aluminium foils dipped in your favourite cola drink. DONE!
· Let’s clean the corrosion from your Dad’s car battery terminals
Just pour a can of any nice cola drink over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
· Remove grease from that ‘Prada’ shirt
Empty a can of any cola drink on it... add detergent, then wash!
Still not convinced...
Pour the most popular cola drink on a slab of meat (say, pork)... chill... then you’d see
‘nice, shiny worms’ crawl out of it!
Have you ever thought of what you do when you take in any cola drink at all? You gulp
down Carbon dioxide which no sane person in the world would ever advise you to do!
Few months ago, there was a competition in Delhi University: “Who Can Drink the Most Bottles of ‘Cola’?” The winner drank 8 bottles...WOW!!!...WINNER!!!...but died on the spot...because of too much Carbon dioxide in the blood, and not enough oxygen.
Now , before you say “CHUP” to any cola drink...think!!!...A page is enough for the wise!
1 comment:
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